Amazing Bigfoot caught on tape!!!
People don’t believe me. Maybe it’s because I make things up make outrageous, unrealistic claims or could it be that the world is not ready to face up to the stark reality of the truth? […]
Tag: humour
Thirsty Dave gets in touch with his inner child for Christmas
Thirsty Dave is a complex individual who has nothing but pure alcohol coursing through his veins. A unique specimen, legend has it that he met the devil at the crossroads and decided to make him […]
A Cat-astrophe waiting to happen
If I could have your attention for a moment please? I don’t mean to be alarmist, a realist or a percussionist in a band that doesn’t play funk for the soul but I have some […]
Hungry Paul
Show me someone who has never been arrested and I’ll show you a unicorn with an alcohol dependency. Some people are arrested so often that they become friends with their arresting officer and end up […]
Very few people are worth listening to but every now and sometimes…
It’s rare that I don’t have utter contempt for someone and rarer still that I still want to tell someone that still waters don’t run. I know one Nickleback song and that’s three songs too […]
Tristan Barker doesn’t mince his words
Tristan Barker doesn’t mince his words. We bought him a mince maker machine and he puts everything into that machine. Well, everything except his words. Tristan Barker insisted on keeping his words because he is […]
Science? Good or Ungood?
Science, like a calculator, answers the really difficult questions in life. If it wasn’t for Science, there would be no beer to drown out the terror that the sound of Bon Jovi insist on making […]
One of the hardest things you’ll ever have to do is to stop loving someone because they’ve stopped loving you.
It’s happy time boys and girls because it’s time to learn and as we all know, happiness is learning. In my head where Bon Jovi do not exist, I contemplate the square root of a […]
Professor Google
When the sound of Bon Jovi can no longer be heard and my time has come to leave this world, I will look back with a single regret. I will wish that I had gone […]