James Bond fails to get a grip on the situation
I’m used to being as confused as vodka that refuses to freeze but James Bond isn’t. James Bond has seen it all. He’s as cool as a fish that lived in a river for most […]
Tag: humour
As definite as the wisdom of a tooth
Life is full of uncertainties and that’s for sure. From the moment we go to sleep until the moment we go to sleep again, doubt plants seeds of unfathomable reason but what am I really […]
There, problem solved, argument over.
Bill Y wouldn’t be a big fan of conflict, preferring instead to laugh at life through the eyes of a deluded, misunderstood genius who will not give up trying to figure out how those damn […]
They told him he could not be furniture
There lives in a house on a hill, beside a railroad with trees and a dog who barks the music of the French composer Louis-Nicolas Clérambault, a man. Remaining nameless because he doesn’t really exist, […]
Book judging by covers
Fake Swedish girl is not Swedish. She’s as real as the sweat on Bono’s brow as he berates the bejaysus out of an audience that gets what they want. Fake Swedish girl has blonde hair. Because […]
Together at last
Sugartastic Daddy John has a dream where two pop culture icons blend into one and make the world a better place. Pop culture icon number one is Ice Cube. This dude is not poor by […]
This is not a stick-up
If I turn into a woman for the 4th time and give birth for the 2nd time, I’ll do things differently than the first three times and also learn Math.You learn from your mistakes and […]
Music soothes the savage beast
Well this just sucks. I’ve decided to open up and share and I’m not going to pretend I like it at all. My favorite song is The Seedling by Bonnie Prince Bill Y. I’ve no […]
The fear is real
Bill Y is scared and massively so. What you are about to see in not based on actual fact but just because something is made up, doesn’t mean it isn’t real. I wouldn’t be someone […]
Thirsty Dave and the long face
Thirsty Dave knows as much about the truth as sodium pentothal knows about 2nd hand kettle bells. Most of the stuff that comes out of his mouth is as real as a unicorn teaching Photoshop […]