The Unicorn Code
When you’re someone who doesn’t know anything about anything and you suddenly gain access to factual information, your mind is elevated to levels not seen since the 80’s band Level 42 took pop-funk to the […]
Tag: humour
What’s in a name?
People tend to remember me and not for the right reasons. I make more mistakes than George Lucas did in the Star Wars prequels but I console myself with the fact that I’m not a […]
A good wife brings balance to a man’s life…
I think it was Jimmy Brown who said “This is a man’s world, this is a man’s world but it wouldn’t be nothing, nothing without a woman or a girl”. In a country with a […]
The motions of emotion
Sometimes it’s hard to read the expression on a face full of insight and experience. If that face happens to have a moustache, the hardship is multiplied by lots of numbers. The job of an […]
His favorite album was Pink Floyd – The Wall
The blue brick didn’t like football, like all the other bricks. Each day after school, he would watch documentaries about the modern history of the hula hoop while eating the potato based snacks known as […]
Random Dude
As we move through the gears of life, put it into automatic and cruise on down the highway, it’s not uncommon to lose patience with certain things, especially when you don’t know how to drive. […]
Taxi Man Tim v The Pedestrian
Tim is as dim as a broken light bulb that’s not very bright and black in color. He wouldn’t exactly be the most driven man you’ve ever seen although he does drive a taxi for […]
The reason you were born
In the same way as that grand old Duke of York dude is known for marching all those men, Thirsty Dave is not known as a Philosopher. Not only is the thirsty one not known […]
It starts when you sink in his arm
It’s all good ladies. I’m one of the more romantic of the dudes. A year doesn’t go by when I don’t tell Jill Y that I love her more than the human body hates antibiotics. […]