Celebrate
We don’t celebrate enough. We don’t celebrate our essence, our very being. When is the last time you had a party to celebrate your self? These are not philosophical questions for I am as deep […]
Tag: humour
Some of the greatest historical figures ever assembled in a library or bookstore.
I’ve never really got into reading books on electronic devices, preferring instead, books. You just can’t beat a good book and if you want to beat someone up, a good hard-back is much handier than […]
The life of Google
Some say Google is a metaphor for the meaning of life. I’m not gonna lie and pretend that I know what that means. I could always Google it and act like I have independent thought […]
The powerful healing qualities of music
For as long as people have been able to sit down, being stood up has always hurt more than a 24-hour radio station that plays Bon Jovi continuously for 24-hours on the radio. Some people […]
What if the careers adviser was wrong?
Laughing at people is great but laughing at yourself is even better. There’s no proof to suggest that laughing at yourself makes you more attractive to the opposite sex but there’s also no proof to suggest […]
Am I original yet?
Originality is not something we see every day. What we do see every day is the same old bland Bon Jovi and the next up and coming, wannabe, bland Bon Jovi with their color by numbers, […]
HAHAHAHAHAAH LOL
This story has a certain rhythm, a certain pulse. It starts with a statement. The statement is followed by question. The question is followed by an answer. The answer is followed by a HAHAHAHAHAAH. The HAHAHAHAHAAH […]
I have seen the future and it scares the bejaysus out of me
They said it couldn’t be done. I doubted it. There’s no way George Lucas can make any more of a monumental, catastrophic cock-up to the already, forever tainted Star Wars prequels, they said. I doubted […]
Overanalyzing
Jill Y loves reading her magazines. Not a day goes by without the sun rising and the sun going down. Every day and every night she makes me do relationship quizzes that are designed to […]
A solution to obesity
Along with trimming my ever-expanding stomach after the excesses of an excessive Christmas, I’m trying to trim my bitter resentment for everything that moves and everything that doesn’t. Visiting the gym will take care of […]