Allow me to lay down a permanent marker.
I only went and got myself a tattoo that says “I heart Bon Jovi as much as Thirsty Dave loves sobriety”. Everyone seems to have an opinion on it and some of them genuinely seem to […]
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The black cat of the family.
It’s not easy being the black cat of the family. Jill Y wanted a mouse, Scurvy Jane wanted a fish and Thirsty Dave wanted milk but only if there was alcohol in it. I, being […]
From now on, all my remarks are off the cuff.
Until yesterday I didn’t even know what cufflinks were. Truth be known, until yesterday, I didn’t even know what a shirt was. When Jill Y explained what cufflinks were and that she was getting me […]
The Price of Fame.
Our imaginary son woke up screaming that Eminem was under his bed. We eventually got him back to sleep and told him that it was just a scary nightmare. On the plus side, our Eminem […]
If you haven’t already done so, please applaud this genius now.
A casual glimpse at the picture shows a Girl Scout selling cookies. There’s nothing unusual about that, I hear you say but you’re wrong, you hear me say and just in case you think you […]