The short lived romantic involvement of Thirsty Dave and Scurvy Jane

Years from now, nobody will care about the romantic endeavors of Thirsty Dave and Scurvy Jane in the same way as they don’t care about them now. Just like Romeo & Juliet and Tom Cruise […]

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Some things are just too close to call

This one is not easy to explain folks but that’s only because I’m massively confused. On reflection, the directions were simple. I had to meet a girl called Happy Sara who had a happy cat […]

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No onion no cry

It’s rare that I give a damn about kids because kids are just small versions of grown ups and I have as much time for grown ups as I have for kids. Kids need to […]

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How to get a MacBook Pro

I recently saved up for 17 years and bought myself a MacBook Pro. It’s an expensive business, plotting the impending removal of Bon Jovi from the realm of consciousness and the MacBook is a necessary […]

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Scurvy Jane’s Story

Storytellers have an amazing gifted ability to tell stories. Most of us try to tell a story and have as much success as a parking meter attendant in a melted igloo. Some people are just […]

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School days are not even close to being the best days of your life.

This needs to be done and it needs to be done now. Just like an antidote for something that was created sometime, we need to create a comeback for something that’s sometimes said sometimes. It’s […]

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That’s right Fred, let it all out.

I’m a firm believer in nothing but I do believe in letting off steam. There’s no point in going through life, listening to the so-called music of Bon Jovi and pretending that you’re not violently […]

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This is Adam

This is Adam. Adam is a typical 12-year-old boy. He’s into older women, parties on a Saturday night and goes to church on a Sunday but that’s where the good Adam stops. Bad Adam loves […]

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You should see life as a drowning gift

Amongst the many fine jackets on the market, none stoke the flames and provoke the same emotional emotion as the life jacket. “Oh life jacket, you are red in color and float in water in […]

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Like the music of Bill Withers, Chuck Norris will transcend generations again and again.

This thing we call style, like Marmite, is very much a matter of taste. If I ever have a sex-change and become a woman of mature years in later life, I hope to do so […]

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