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Pat Robertson and the Wandering Man

May 18, 2013May 18, 2013 Donna Cavanagh

On the 700 Club, Pat Robertson told a female viewer that men have a natural inclination to “wander” and it’s the wife’s responsibility to keep her man from wandering by making her home “enticing”. On […]

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9 CommentsDaily Musings / Joke of The Day700 club, enicing, enticing homes, humor, husband's cheating, Lorena Bobbitt, pat robertson, satire

The Pilfered Penis

July 27, 2012July 27, 2012 Donna Cavanagh

And out of the “EWWWW!” file although by today’s standards, it would be the “Yay, you deserve it!”  file: a man in China was ambushed in his home, but the burglars took nothing but his […]

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8 CommentsLifestyleburglary, crime, divorce, humor, Lorena Bobbitt, love, penis, relationships, revenge, robbery

A Little Snip Cannot Cure Marriage Woes

December 8, 2011January 3, 2012 Donna Cavanagh

May I ask how life gets to this point ?  A 69-year-old woman in Palm Springs, California tried to pull  a Lorena Bobbitt on her 62-year-old husband to whom she has been married for 32 […]

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Herman Cain Quits

December 3, 2011December 3, 2011 Stephanie Queen

With his wife standing behind him, Herman Cain announced that he has  put his campaign on hold due to an old politician’s condition known as Roaming Penis.   Cain said he reached this decision after hours […]

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1 CommentEveryday Life, Lifestyle, Politicsherman cain, humor, Lorena Bobbitt, politics, Presidential race

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