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Cartoon: Hey, Turtle Boy….

February 12, 2025February 12, 2025 Paul Lander

Written by: Paul Lander Artist: Dan McConnell

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SPARKS BRIEF: Happy Rebirth Day!

August 11, 2023May 9, 2025 Vince G. Sparks

San Francisco, CA – Each year everyone receives the same platitude— “Happy Birthday!” As with all humans on the planet, we’ve taken a trip through the birth canal. We’re yanked into a harsh world feeling […]

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Cartoon: Hey, Turtle Boy, heard you’re for that Rino debt ceiling deal

June 1, 2023June 1, 2023 Paul Lander

Written by: Paul Lander Artist: Dan McConnell 

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Cartoon: Hey, Turtle boy, heard you said about January 6 the ‘Entire nation knows who is responsible for that day.’ What you mean by that?

December 22, 2022 Paul Lander

Written by: Paul Lander  Artist: Dan McConnell   

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Cartoon: Hey, Turtleboy, say ‘hi’ to your wife who I like to call Coco Chao and ask her who’s the biggest loser now…

November 14, 2022 Paul Lander

Written by: Paul Lander Artist: Dan McConnell 

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Cartoon: I said I’m triple vaxxed AND took Ivermectin with a Urine back. Don’t you believe me, Turtle boy?

January 15, 2022 Paul Lander

Written by: Paul Lander Artist: Dan McConnell

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Cartoon: Biden’s turning over all my records to the House 1/6 Committee. What do you intend to do about it, Turtle Boy?

October 11, 2021October 11, 2021 Paul Lander

Written by: Paul Lander Artist: Dan McConnell

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Cartoon: Hey, Turtle Boy, people are saying, I’m going to have you replaced. What do you have to say to that?

September 26, 2021 Paul Lander

Written by: Paul Lander Artist: Dan McConnell

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Cartoon: Mitch, c’mon, you have to agree that Hitler did some good things

July 7, 2021July 7, 2021 Paul Lander

Written by: Paul Lander Artist: Dan McConnell  

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Cartoon: Hey, Mitch, did you hear I called you a ‘dumb son of a bitch?’

April 11, 2021 Paul Lander

Written by: Paul Lander Artist: Dan McConnell

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