Unicorn Bites 5/5/14

The fastest things in the universe: 1) sound 2) light 3) regret immediately after I made any decision — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) May 5, 2014 I never put my money where my mouth is because […]

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Unicorn Bites 12/2/13

Of course it’s fine you got me Mega Blocks instead of Legos, Grandma. Like you said, they’re “the same thing.” *burns down her house* — James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) December 2, 2013 3-year-old: Daddy, […]

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