Unicorn Bites 2/11/14
Coworker: Today was perfect. Me: Was everyone in the office but me eaten by lions? Coworker: No. Me: Then there was room for improvement. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) February 11, 2014 An Iraqi terrorist in […]
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Doing the right thing is always the right thing to do but I don’t like doing the right thing.
I wouldn’t be a great believer in doing the right thing, preferring to irritate and irate by getting under their skin like an underlying skin condition. If this can be done to the sound of […]