Unicorn Bites 11/23/13
3-year-old: “Where’s your beard?” Me: “It’s gone?! Is it in your pocket?” 3: “Daddy…” Me: 3: Me: 3: Me: 3: *checks pockets* — James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) November 23, 2013 Oh, you married a […]
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Unicorn Bites 11/19/13
Me: Why do you love me? Wife: *shrugs* Me: Why do you find me annoying? Wife: *reveals six spreadsheets and a pie chart* — James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) November 19, 2013 Me: What do […]