They say Jon Bon Jovi is head and shoulders above the rest but I have a plan

Because I’m so awesome, I always drop massive big hints about what I’d like for my birthday. Sometime these hints are non specific, like the cessation or world peace and sometimes they’re just wishful thinking, […]

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King Zuckerberg of Facebook

If I was to tell you that Mark Zuckerberg, King of Facebook was in fact a direct descendant of Philip IV, King of Spain, you might not truly believe me. You might ask if I […]

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Perception Of Panels

Nobody ever approached me and suggested that life was going to be easy. By the same token, nobody ever approached me and suggested that life was going to be one impossible to understand phenomenon called […]

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Somethings in life take a lifetime to get over

Even now, after having some time to digest the news, I just cannot understand why she had a smile on her face. When a surgeon breaks bad news to a family, the last thing on […]

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Read all about it

Chance interests me in the same way as the brave are favored by chance or are they? For years now, pigeons have shit on my head and I’ve just put it down to being in […]

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The Fibonacci Spiral

When I was a little Mocker, I just didn’t understand Math and all the impossible possibilities that it constantly flung at me. Now that I am a supposed fully grown Mocker, little has changed except […]

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Who makes you feel less stupid than you are?

The logic of the massively confused and moronically stupid is something to behold. I’m not pointing the finger at anyone in particular and I’ll be the first to admit that I get confused to the […]

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Proper Urinal Etiquette

When a man is doing his toilet, certain etiquette must be followed for this is the law of the land and the law of the land must always be followed. There is a wrong way […]

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Ask Danny

In times of trouble, when I need a helping hand, I turn and ask myself for advice. Not everybody is fortunate enough to have me in their life but there are Agony Aunts and Uncles […]

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Do’s and don’t do’s

I know as much about the internet as I do about the global system of interconnected computer networks that use a broad array of electronic, wireless and optical networking technologies that enable us to go […]

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