Turning on Furnace Gets Cool Reception
SLIGHTLY OFF THE MARK This has been the fourth year out of the last five when my furnace didn’t want to work in the fall. Who can blame it, really? My internal energy source […]
Tag: winter
Scary Cold On Halloween
SLIGHTLY OFF THE MARK In my adult years I’ve never been a fan of Halloween, especially now that I’m not supposed to be eating candy anymore. I mean, what’s the point? It pained me […]
Ode to Winter
I suck big time at writing poetry. What can someone like me do? Write a bad poem and post it on a humor website for people to laugh at. Here’s one of mine. I assure […]