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Day: January 30, 2012

Why I Hate Checkout Lines

January 30, 2012 Kathy Minicozzi

I do everything right when choosing a checkout line.  I try to avoid the slow checkers.  I look to see how many people are in the line and how many of them have overflowing carts […]

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2 CommentsEveryday Life, Fiction, Good Clean Funcheckout line, funny, funny stories, humor, Kathy Minicozzi, Walgreens

The Wrong Way to Quiet Basketball

January 30, 2012 Stan Silliman

  Silliman on Sports By Stan Silliman THE WRONG WAY TO QUIET BASKETBALL Basketball can be a noisy sport, especially if your neighbor’s driveway goal has an echoing metal backboard with lots of vibration. Even […]

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Live-in Twin

January 30, 2012 Lisa K. Nelson

After surgery, Peruvian boy’s parasitic twin —  basically hair and teeth — discovered to be Mary-Kate Olsen.

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There Are No “Words With Friends” — At Least for Me

January 30, 2012January 30, 2012 Donna Cavanagh

An outcast – that is what I am.  While my husband and daughter playfully “Word” each other during the day, I am out of the loop because I own a Blackberry.  Sure, this Blackberry is […]

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10 CommentsEveryday Life, Fiction, Lifestyle, RelationshipsBlackberry, Droids, games, humor, iPhone, rejection, Words with Friends

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January 30, 2012 Bill Y "The Legendary Legend" Ledden

This internet thingy seems to know everything about me. I don’t mind the Google because it tries to help with its suggestions. When I search for ‘Russian tins dressed as Nuns, it asks me ‘Did […]

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2 CommentsFictionblue picture, nuns, Russian twins, Russian twins dressed as Nuns, See a blue picture, see a blue picture try to deselect it

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