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Day: February 14, 2012

Man Buys Early Valentine’s Day Gift

February 14, 2012 Kevin Woolery

In an unprecedented event, John Miller from Omaha, Nebraska actually bought a beautiful set of diamond earrings for his wife back on January 18th in preparation for this year’s Valentine’s Day. In addition to the […]

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Missing Valentine Alert!

February 14, 2012 Dr. Nancy Berk

It’s 5 p.m do you know where your husband is? I do! He’s pawing through the picked over cards at the supermarket.

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Who Deserves To Die?

February 14, 2012 Eric Hetvile

It was interesting the amount of people “of faith” who really seemed to take delight in Whitney Houston’s death. She basically “got what she had coming to her” since she was or had been a […]

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Valentine History

February 14, 2012February 14, 2012 Dr. Nancy Berk

Valentine’s Day: Making men uncomfortable since the Middle Ages….    http://ow.ly/91ouN                      

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The Engineer’s View of Valentine’s Day

February 14, 2012February 1, 2014 Donna Cavanagh

Each Valentine’s Day, my friends tell me what they want to receive from their husbands and boyfriends. Some want big-ticket items; some want a day of romance. Me, I just want to be able to […]

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Bad Valentine’s Day Date

February 14, 2012February 14, 2012 Neal Mayhem

Valentine’s Day. Apparently, the quickest way to ruin a date is to have bad breath. I would have thought it would be revealing you have a wife.

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Keen masturbator spikes own drink with rohypnol

February 14, 2012 Bill Y "The Legendary Legend" Ledden

This guy didn’t have to look too far, to find the one he wanted. He seized the day and grabbed what he was looking for. It’s not known if he used one or two hands:

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