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Friday Humor Devotional

October 12, 2012
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Dear Lord, please remind me why it’s against the law to bash your spouse in the head with the digging end of a shovel when he looks at you and says, “Do you really need to put on so much makeup? I mean, it’s not like anyone would even notice your razor bumps because they’re too busy staring at your lopsided tits.  And I mean that in a good way.” Amen.

Deb Martin-Webster

After a successful career in Art Administration, at Temple University/Tyler School of Art, Deb has taken on a new challenging career as an aspiring writer. Author of short story A Hot Dog Stand in the Himalayas Deb has written her first novel published by HumorOutcasts Press titled, Love, Montana. A quick read crossing the genres of western, romance and travel adventure with lots of witty humor thrown in the mix. Also check out Deb's popular HO series Friday Humor Devotional. It's prayer with an attitude.

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11 Responses to Friday Humor Devotional

  1. October 14, 2012 at 11:18 am

    It’s good to know that I will never die from a shovel bashing since my wife does not wear make-up.

    • October 14, 2012 at 11:22 am

      By the way, better to keep your hands clean. I know some people who can get the job done for you. Meet me behind the donut shop in ten minutes.

      • Deb Martin-Webster
        October 14, 2012 at 4:43 pm

        WOW Rich, you know Vinnie-Bag-A-Donuts too!!! Good man for the job! He works on a strictly need to know basis. Thanks for the read!! :)

  2. Kathy Minicozzi
    October 13, 2012 at 10:54 pm

    Don’t use a shovel. They’re heavy, and you could miss. Use a frying pan instead.

    • Deb Martin-Webster
      October 14, 2012 at 4:40 pm

      LOL Yes Kathy!! Cast iron, ping!!!!

  3. Pete
    October 12, 2012 at 5:05 pm

    Well, she asked . . . honest she did!

    • Deb Martin-Webster
      October 12, 2012 at 5:09 pm

      hmmmmm . . .

  4. October 12, 2012 at 4:31 pm

    Well, any spouse who spouts this deserves what he gets! Take your best shot!

    • Deb Martin-Webster
      October 12, 2012 at 5:08 pm

      You’re right Donna. Swinging a shovel can be so therapeutic!!

  5. October 12, 2012 at 1:15 pm

    Go ahead and bash him ’cause there ain’t no defending this one!

    • Deb Martin-Webster
      October 12, 2012 at 2:04 pm

      Like they say, The truth shall set you free or land you in the hospital!” ;)



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