Dear Lord, please remind me why it’s against the law to bash your spouse in the head with the digging end of a shovel when he looks at you and says, “Do you really need to put on so much makeup? I mean, it’s not like anyone would even notice your razor bumps because they’re too busy staring at your lopsided tits. And I mean that in a good way.” Amen.
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It’s good to know that I will never die from a shovel bashing since my wife does not wear make-up.
By the way, better to keep your hands clean. I know some people who can get the job done for you. Meet me behind the donut shop in ten minutes.
WOW Rich, you know Vinnie-Bag-A-Donuts too!!! Good man for the job! He works on a strictly need to know basis. Thanks for the read!!
Don’t use a shovel. They’re heavy, and you could miss. Use a frying pan instead.
LOL Yes Kathy!! Cast iron, ping!!!!
Well, she asked . . . honest she did!
hmmmmm . . .
Well, any spouse who spouts this deserves what he gets! Take your best shot!
You’re right Donna. Swinging a shovel can be so therapeutic!!
Go ahead and bash him ’cause there ain’t no defending this one!
Like they say, The truth shall set you free or land you in the hospital!”