Dear Lord, please explain to my late-night-chili-eating husband that it’s never ever a good idea to shake me wake at 3:00 AM just to tell me he dreamt he was married to Jennifer Lopez, lived in the TARDIS and Abe Vigoda was their love child. I further explained if he understood the term not-getting-laid for the next decade due to his inconsiderate action, Amen.
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Every man has done this at one time or another and as you so correctly mention, not getting laid is the antidote!
Thank you for feeling my pain and agreeing with me Bill!! Anyway, he’ll be paroled in a week so all is forgiven. 😉
Abe Vigoda as a love child. Sort of a nightmare there!
I know! Having Abe as a love child would be a nightmare but to wake me and share this nightmare (with me) got him the ten year sentence, LOL!
He was probably enjoying dreaming about being married to Jennifer Lopez until the parts about the TARDIS and Abe Vigoda came up.
Only a decade? An offense like that deserves at least a 20 year sentence. 😉
I suppose he was Kathy. But a decade will be sufficient due to the fact in twenty years won’t remember what having sex is, lol!