Dear Lord, please help me to get out of the proverbial dog house for upsetting my wife. After an unfortunate eyebrow waxing incident I told her she looked fine. However, as she left for work I made the heinous mistake of saying, “Bye honey, live long and prosper,” Amen.
Oh that’s such a rookie mistake. Jill Y now has portable doghouses that she can put me in, in seconds. If there’s a market for them out there, I’ll sell the lot of them.
I’ll take a dozen of them Bill with an option to purchase more as needed!! 😉
It probably wouldn’t help to tell her getting upset would be illogical.
Ah Mark, she’d probably say you will be assimilated and resistance if futile. 😉
Well, at least you still had normal looking ears. (You did, didn’t you?)
LOL thank goodness yes Kathy! If they’d given me botox I would have looked like a Klingon!
ummmmm I’m saying nothing Qapla’!
Speaking Klingon Pete won’t get you brownie points! 😉