Kathy’s Points to Remember

Kathy Minicozzi

This has nothing to do with anything in this piece. I just thought you'd like to see a nice, happy picture.
This has nothing to do with anything in this piece. I just thought you’d like to see a nice, happy picture.
1. Don’t try to eat ice cream with your fingers. It’s messy and it doesn’t taste as good on the end of your finger as it does in a spoon. The same goes for chocolate syrup and mashed potatoes.

2. Never try to wrestle with a cat. The cat will think you don’t love her any more, and she’ll take her revenge when you least expect it.

3. Never trust a humor writer. We’ll say anything to get a laugh.

4. If you believe Nos. 1 and 2 above, read No. 3 again.

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2 thoughts on “Kathy’s Points to Remember”

  1. I’m not sure if I believe you. I read Nos. I and 2 as well as No. 3. Now I’m just soooooo confused! I then read No. 4 and then No. 3 again. Why is life so damn confusing?

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