Dear Lord, please help me with this severe case of writer’s block. I’ve been sitting here trying to think of something witty and humorous to write . . . I got nothing. Nothing’s happening. After consuming two pots of coffee, a box of raisins and an entire package of Fig Newtons, I’m still drawing a blank and can’t come up with one damn thing to write for my Friday Humor Devotional, however, I do need a bathroom break. So pardon me, I really, really need to run now, Amen.
P.s. I may be in here for a while. If you can think of something witty please feel free to write it as a comment, thank you. Oh wait, I think I’ve got something . . . nope, false alarm.