Dear Lord, please help me with this severe case of writer’s block. I’ve been sitting here trying to think of something witty and humorous to write . . . I got nothing. Nothing’s happening. After consuming two pots of coffee, a box of raisins and an entire package of Fig Newtons, I’m still drawing a blank and can’t come up with one damn thing to write for my Friday Humor Devotional, however, I do need a bathroom break. So pardon me, I really, really need to run now, Amen.
P.s. I may be in here for a while. If you can think of something witty please feel free to write it as a comment, thank you. Oh wait, I think I’ve got something . . . nope, false alarm.
I find that I’m always funniest after a few hundred kamikaze shots…I just checked with the toilet…yup, confirmed…tripping over yourself and then barfing is a crowd pleaser…
Ah, CF you’re comment reminds me of my old college days . . . and I didn’t even have writer’s block back then . . . double sigh.
This has never happened my although I am a dude of few words. Maybe you could write something on the writers block and take a picture of it? That’s been my MO for years!
Now why didn’t I think of that Bill Y! Oh wait maybe because I had writer’s block, sigh . . . 🙁
Raisins and Fig Newtons don’t help with writer’s block. You need Oreos for that.
Where were you when I needed you Kathy, LOL! Thanks for the tip!