Friday Humor Devotional

Kusakabe_Kimbei_-_Writing_Letter_(large)Dear Lord, please help me with this severe case of writer’s block.  I’ve been sitting here trying to think of something witty and humorous to write . . . I got nothing.  Nothing’s happening.  After consuming two pots of coffee, a box of raisins and an entire package of Fig Newtons, I’m still drawing a blank and can’t come up with one damn thing to write for my Friday Humor Devotional, however, I do need a bathroom break. So pardon me, I really, really need to run now, Amen.

P.s. I may be in here for a while.  If you can think of something witty please feel free to write it as a comment, thank you. Oh wait, I think I’ve got something . . . nope, false alarm.

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6 thoughts on “Friday Humor Devotional”

  1. I find that I’m always funniest after a few hundred kamikaze shots…I just checked with the toilet…yup, confirmed…tripping over yourself and then barfing is a crowd pleaser…

    1. Ah, CF you’re comment reminds me of my old college days . . . and I didn’t even have writer’s block back then . . . double sigh.

  2. This has never happened my although I am a dude of few words. Maybe you could write something on the writers block and take a picture of it? That’s been my MO for years!

    1. Now why didn’t I think of that Bill Y! Oh wait maybe because I had writer’s block, sigh . . . 🙁

  3. Raisins and Fig Newtons don’t help with writer’s block. You need Oreos for that.

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