I know it’s not Christmas yet but I’ve been a good boy this year and, and, and it’s the world’s safest bike, Santa.
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4 thoughts on “There’s no way I’m going to be a bold boy this year. There’s far too much riding on it.”
Bill Y, are you hearing this voice in your head: “Bill, I AM YOUR MOTHER, NO BIKE IS THE SAFEST BIKE.”
There’s just no more room for any more voices in the Y head although I do hear what you’re saying.
While it’s true it never hits anything—if this bike gets within 100 yards of a good guy, it falls over. Safest bike?! Au contraire. When it comes to death, this bike’s a star.
I’m afraid I can’t show Santa your comment, Bill. Cool as it is, I just don’t think it’s going to help me get the bike.
Bill Y, are you hearing this voice in your head: “Bill, I AM YOUR MOTHER, NO BIKE IS THE SAFEST BIKE.”
There’s just no more room for any more voices in the Y head although I do hear what you’re saying.
While it’s true it never hits anything—if this bike gets within 100 yards of a good guy, it falls over. Safest bike?! Au contraire. When it comes to death, this bike’s a star.
I’m afraid I can’t show Santa your comment, Bill. Cool as it is, I just don’t think it’s going to help me get the bike.