Average conversation behind door #1: “You can do so much better than him, Susan. He doesn’t deserve you. You should be treated like the princess you are.”
Average conversation behind door #2: “I once went on a date with Paris Hilton’s second cousin. She brought a goose with her. Is a goose a vegetable or a fruit?”
Bill Y, just like a beautiful, delicate flower—your humor continues to Bla some.