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Month: August 2020

Wisdom for Dummies

August 31, 2020August 31, 2020 Dorothy Rosby

Not only do you spend less time shopping, cooking and washing dishes when you serve leftovers, your family spends less time eating.

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Aging Chanteuse Has Hit With Vocal Tribute to the Internet

August 31, 2020 Con Chapman
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QUESADILLA, Texas. Vikki Floria is an 84 year-old chanteuse who has sung for five vice presidents, but she hasn’t had a top-selling record in over three decades. She hopes to end that losing streak with […]

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The Carrot Sutra…

August 31, 2020 Bill Y "The Legendary Legend" Ledden
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Cartoon: RIP Chadwick Boseman

August 30, 2020 Paul Lander

Written by: Paul Lander Artist: Dan McConnell

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My spidey senses tell me this was more serious than just forgetting to pick the kids up from school again…

August 30, 2020 Bill Y "The Legendary Legend" Ledden
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As School Year Looms, Penmanship Instructors Sound Alarm

August 28, 2020 Con Chapman

WASHINGTON.  Unemployed penmanship instructors marched on Congress yesterday, the last Sunday before most elementary school students return to school, demanding that the federal government commit $40 billion to improve America’s handwriting in order to avert a […]

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Optimist v Pessimist v 2020…

August 28, 2020 Bill Y "The Legendary Legend" Ledden
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A Night Ride With the Mobile Humor Patrol

August 27, 2020 Con Chapman

CHATHAM, Mass.  This picturesque seaside community on Cape Cod is a vacation dream spot for many extended families, and for good reason.  “There are tons of playgrounds for the kids,” says Courtney Phelan, a mother […]

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Wisdom for Dummies

August 27, 2020August 27, 2020 Dorothy Rosby

I get so many phone calls. Just today I found out I won a cruise and I’ll be arrested for tax fraud the minute I get off the ship.

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Revenge is a dish best served…

August 27, 2020 Bill Y "The Legendary Legend" Ledden
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