Can’t speak Finnish, but still love to make yourself heard? Alapitka, Finland, puts on the renowned Cattle Calling Championship. Techniques of the champions are closely guarded secrets. However, successful participants tend to know the names of the cows. Courtesy while chatting with your cow goes a long way to winning the championship.
And you can get good rooms for $35 a night, making Alapitka, Finland a must-see destination for the budget-conscious* traveler.
* = after airfare.
– Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef, Ph.D.

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