In the interests of full disclosure, I was rather good in mathematics in general and in geometry in particular. However, after my 17,223rd geometry proof my naturally effervescent outlook on life dimished somewhat.
– Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef, Ph.D.

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The proofs directly in the pudding or something.