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I Tried To Equal Trump’s Record Of 150 Tweets In Five Hours The Other Night, But The Best I Could Do Was These 26 Snide Remarks On The News.
Politician Named Adolf Hitler in Namibia Just Won Reelection Again and Vows to Change His Name: ‘I Have Nothing to Do’ With Nazis Trump- “Wow, this is going to be some tough competition here! This […]
My Primate Ancestors Got Me Drunk
According to what is known as the “drunken monkey hypothesis,” a digestive enzyme mutation 10 million years ago allowed gorillas, chimpanzees, and humans to metabolize alcohol 40 times more efficiently than other primates, resulting in […]
Ripping the Headlines Today, 12/5/25
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about Barbara Streisand, doesn’t need to be complicated or confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is for. And, […]
Big Book of Presbyterian Humor Due in Stores Today
FRAMINGHAM, Mass. Molly Yardnal is a stocking clerk at the Barnes & Noble book store in this suburb of Boston who’s finding it hard to do her job now that students have returned to local […]
As Crypto Plummets, Chuck E Cheese Cleans Up the Crumbs
WASHINGTON, D.C. Financial regulators, creditors and bankruptcy lawyers are scrambling to find billions of dollars that went up in smoke when Bitcoin plummeted yesterday, touching off a panic that threatens the long-term viability of the […]
SPARKS BRIEF – The Skinny on Skincare is Fat
New York, NY – Beauty products are big business, especially “skin care.” Every year, billions are spent trying to recreate the glow of youth, now marketed as “healthy,” “clean,” and “natural.” Consumers are encouraged to […]