And if you look real close, you can see Donald Trump trying to stay away from staging another fake assassination attempt…
Month: May 2026
Strategies to Stretch Your Dollar as Prices Surge
Unless you’re a hermit living in a tent in the forest, you have no doubt noticed that the cost of gasoline, groceries, and dining out has gone through the stratosphere. In fact, based on the […]
As Dylan’s 85th Birthday Approaches, Appliance Dealers Ask “What If?”
HIBBING, Minnesota. As tributes marking Bob Dylan’s 85th birthday appeared in the national news today, word spread around this town of 17,000 in northeastern Minnesota that its most famous local musician was being celebrated for […]
SPARKS BRIEF: The Ballroom Blitz
Washington, D.C. – After the shooting at the White House Correspondents’ Dinner, Trump immediately called for the construction of his “militarily top secret ballroom.” Which, don’t tell the president, hasn’t been top secret since the […]
My Dark Horse Run for the Bad Sex in Fiction Award
It’s hard out there–to coin a phrase–for a guy who’d like to quit his day job and write. You look for any advantage you can get. A few weeks ago I read about a guy […]
Feminist Gift-Shopping is Man’s Work
High school graduation time is here, which means that over-achieving young women across America are preparing for the next phase of their lives–matriculation (which is not as painful as it sounds) at an expensive four-year […]
