You Oughta Be in Novels
According to the The Boston Globe, a growing number of musicians are looking to fans to help fund their albums and tours. A few sample items from one rocker’s menu: for a $200 contribution you […]
Year: 2026
Your Alien Love Advisor
Contacts between aliens and earthlings are increasing, and becoming hotter all the time! Unfortunately, most romantic advice columns just assume both parties are human–that’s where Your Alien Love Advisor comes in! Alien Love Advisor “Panel […]
One Hurt in Collision at Intersection of Art and Commerce
WELLESLEY FALLS, Mass. Beth Upshaw is both a painter herself and an intrepid soul who helps others make a living in the hand-to-mouth world of the arts by operating a gallery in this upscale suburb. “I […]
Prohibited from Showering with U. S. Women’s Hockey Team, Patel Celebrates with Men’s Squad
Critics of FBI Director Kash Patel’s beer-chugging appearance in the locker room of the U. S. Men’s hockey team after their gold-medal victory over Canada on Sunday are eating a big slice of humble pie today. According […]
How to Work Through Retirement Laziness
A lot of people asked what I planned to do after retirement. Work, of course. I’m taking early social security, and I also have a nice retirement benefit after 35 years, but between the two […]
“Two Guys Who Are Brain Surgeons” Use Volume to Slash Prices
PISCATAWAY, New Jersey. When Len Ullman’s mother needed brain surgery, he says the hardest part wasn’t dealing with the fear that the operation wouldn’t be a success, “it was the bill I was stuck with […]