The black cat of the family.

It’s not easy being the black cat of the family. Jill Y wanted a mouse, Scurvy Jane wanted a fish and Thirsty Dave wanted milk but only if there was alcohol in it. I, being […]

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From now on, all my remarks are off the cuff.

Until yesterday I didn’t even know what cufflinks were. Truth be known, until yesterday, I didn’t even know what a shirt was. When Jill Y explained what cufflinks were and that she was getting me […]

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The Price of Fame.

Our imaginary son woke up screaming that Eminem was under his bed. We eventually got him back to sleep and told him that it was just a scary nightmare. On the plus side, our Eminem […]

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If you haven’t already done so, please applaud this genius now.

A casual glimpse at the picture shows a Girl Scout selling cookies. There’s nothing unusual about that, I hear you say but you’re wrong, you hear me say and just in case you think you […]

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The arrangement of words that make up facts.

And so it came to pass, that Jill Y eventually agreed that women are responsible for 10% of forest fires. In all fairness, she couldn’t disagree as it was written in wood:

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Read everything you please but please don’t believe everything you read.

Until the day arrives when I write a book of words, I will read other people’s books of words. Reading is the best way to learn:

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If the world is “millions of years old” why was it only 2008, five years ago?

Now I don’t know what an Evolutionist is but whatever way I look at it, my abacus just can’t figure this out:

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Thirsty Dave and The Fable of The Table of Love.

Observing the idyllic scenery while sampling several, sublime alcoholic beverages in the company of his parched self, Thirsty Dave professed his unrequited love for a table:

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When we want the cold, hard facts, we just look in the fridge.

To get a break from me, Jill Y will sometimes get a bottle of wine and head over to Scurvy Jane’s place. I might go out with Thirsty Dave or hang with Sugartastic Daddy John. […]

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