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Yes I Got Married

December 4, 2014December 4, 2014 Billy Dees

Yes, I got myself married this past weekend. At 49 I decided to get married later in life that way ‘till death do us part doesn’t take as long. Getting married is actually pretty fun, […]

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The Pendulum Swings to the Right Again and Democrats Lose

November 9, 2014November 9, 2014 Billy Dees

To anyone with political leanings let me just say I have no political ideology. You never know where I am going to land on any given topic. Yeah, it’s called objectivity. There seems to be […]

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Monica Lewinsky is on Twitter #HereWeGo

October 25, 2014October 25, 2014 Billy Dees

Monica Lewinsky recently joined Twitter. As of this writing she isn’t following anyone and has approximately 74.5 thousand followers. Her first tweet, re-tweeted over four-thousand times, was #HereWeGo. Recently she has set herself up as a spokesperson […]

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Dave Brat Wins – It’s a “Miracle!”

June 18, 2014June 21, 2014 Billy Dees

“I attribute it to God… God acted through the people on my behalf.” – A segment of Dave Brat’s statements referring to his primary victory over Eric Cantor – We hear much rhetoric about the separation of church and […]

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He Kissed a Boy and He Liked It

May 18, 2014May 18, 2014 Billy Dees

When you are trying to get a message out to the rest of the world you have to identify your target demographic and understand their impressions. It isn’t relevant if these impressions are wrong or […]

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Sympathy for the Devil

March 30, 2014March 30, 2014 Billy Dees

You’ll have to excuse me but every once in a while I go down a dark path. Some of my bad experiences in life, whether they were caused by friends, co-workers, or women, have given […]

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Never Fear, Mr. On Your Side Call to Action Reporter Is Here! What a Crock…

March 11, 2014March 11, 2014 Billy Dees

There seems to be no shortage of people who get on my nerves. The latest group of buffoons to annoy the hell out of me are the so called On Your Side Call to Action […]

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Don’t be too Quick to Get Mad about Your Obsolete Electronics

March 2, 2014 Billy Dees

It is a scenario I hear all the time. Somebody bought a 50-inch TV five years ago for $3500.00 and now it needs repaired. Guess what? It isn’t worth fixing. “What do you mean it […]

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Some Expressions Are Always the Same

January 12, 2014January 12, 2014 Billy Dees

There are certain unexplainable situations that materialize at just the right instant to produce a consistent and universal blank look. There doesn’t seem to be suitable comments for these awkward moments in time. Why is […]

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Dumb and Dumber 2014 (Not the Movie – It’s Us)

January 1, 2014January 1, 2014 Billy Dees

According to the Knowledge Doubling Curve up until the year 1900 human knowledge doubled roughly every century. By the time WWII rolled around collective human knowledge was estimated to double about every 25 years. Today, […]

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