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Author: Billy Dees

Podcast featuring Authors & Creators | Commentary on Current Events with No Ideological Filter | Pop Culture | News | @BillyDees on Twitter

I’m Just Sayin’ It Is What It Is, You Know What I’m Sayin’?

December 26, 2013December 27, 2013 Billy Dees

It is what it is is an idiomatic phrase used to designate the acceptance of a particular and unchangeable state of affairs which simply must be acknowledged as the way that it is, or was, […]

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It’s the Most Wonderful Time of the Year

December 15, 2013January 12, 2014 Billy Dees

Yes, it is that time time of year again. I certainly hope everyone is having a great holiday season.  I wish people of all faiths a peaceful and joyous holiday. There is a fair amount […]

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Oh Good There’s Only One Person Ahead of Me – Famous Last Words

November 17, 2013November 18, 2013 Billy Dees

The other day I was busy running errands.  I didn’t have much time so I was very glad that everywhere I went there wasn’t a large line of people waiting ahead of me. First, I decided to […]

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Is the Glass Half Empty or Half Full?

October 16, 2013October 16, 2013 Billy Dees

Is the glass half empty or half full? This is a common and rhetorical question used to gauge or demonstrate the pessimism or optimism of a particular point of view.  We could just as easily […]

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If You Are Going to be Offensive Be Good At It.

October 5, 2013October 5, 2013 Billy Dees

So much has been made of the Miley Cyrus MTV twerking and foam finger performance, the naked hanging from a wrecking ball video, and the continuing flow of various pictures of the pop star. Really? Every […]

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People Use Social Media to Try to Hook Up? What a Shock!

September 2, 2013September 2, 2013 Billy Dees

Recently one of my writing associates who has forums for writers connected to social media issued a number of stern warnings toward men who ask for certain types of pictures and similar information from her and the […]

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I Miss Grandpa and Grandma

August 18, 2013August 20, 2013 Billy Dees

I suppose at one time or another each of us is exposed to people who have such character that it emblazons us with an impression that remains with us for a lifetime. For me, those […]

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There Is Cunnilingus Among Us

June 14, 2013June 14, 2013 Billy Dees

After a movie star asserted that his throat cancer might have been caused by oral sex the word cunnilingus has come to my attention. Cunnilingus refers to the act of oral sex performed on a […]

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Three Helpful Hints for the Ladies

May 14, 2013May 15, 2013 Billy Dees

Introduction: Every once in a while it is always good to share one’s knowledge with those who could benefit by it. It has come to my attention that some women may need a few pointers […]

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Abortion 2013

April 25, 2013April 25, 2013 Billy Dees

It should be a given that abortion, as in the willful termination of a healthy pregnancy, is not the best choice in most situations. The issue really is, however, who makes those choices? In the attempted governing […]

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