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Author: Simon Ellinas

Cartoonist, caricaturist, humorous writer and video producer. Humour's the big thing.

Sensational discovery by Mars Rover on the Red Planet! Howzabout that then?

October 12, 2012 Simon Ellinas

EXCITED SCIENTISTS REPORT that the Mars Rover has recorded an encounter with an actual inhabitant of the planet. The Martian creature looked not unlike many well-known depictions of aliens by close encounter victims on Earth. […]

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Why did nobody stop Jimmy Savile?

October 12, 2012October 12, 2012 Simon Ellinas

LEFT: Girls, this is what a pervert looks like. Fairly obvious, really, isn't it? THIS IS THE question common to all newspapers in the UK. The pervert disc jockey Sir Jimmy Savile got away with […]

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Daily Musings / Joke of The Daycelebrity, Sex, showbiz

London Mayor, Boris Johnson on UK Prime Minister David Cameron and ‘Privileges’

October 11, 2012October 11, 2012 Simon Ellinas

CARPE DIEM, chaps! Well, it’s obvious that expecting some people to understand that would be ab asino lanam! Cripes! Some Old Etonians seem to think the Magna Carta is an ice cream! People keep coming […]

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Good Clean Fun, Politics, Writerscomedy, fun, funny, humor, humour, politics, UK

Television talent show is “not rigged” shock!

October 10, 2012 Simon Ellinas

THE WORLD OF showbiz and tabloid journalism was rocked yesterday by news that the TV talent show, The Wow Factor was completely above board and honest. In all circumstances, apparently, each contestant had won their […]

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Good Clean Fun, Lifestyle, Movies & TV, Writersfun, funny, humor, humour, satire, showbiz, TV

BBC Sex Scandal – If you weren’t groped, you weren’t at the BBC!

October 9, 2012 Simon Ellinas

MORE AND MORE victims of sexual harassment at the BBC during the Eighties are coming to light in the wake of the under-age sexual abuse accusations aimed at Jimmy Savile and other BBC stars. Radio […]

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1 CommentGood Clean FunBBC, humor, humour, news, UK

Is Princess Diana’s former butler Paul Burrell really Prince Harry’s father?

August 13, 2012August 13, 2012 Simon Ellinas

NO. Writing by Simon Ellinas

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The Courtship of Prince Nigel

April 18, 2012 Simon Ellinas
Cartoon of Prince Nigel by cartoonist Simon Ellinas

Prince Nigel is the Queen’s second cousin, twice removed (twice removed, forcibly, from Buckingham Palace. He now lives in Battersea). After leaving school, Prince Nigel settled into his bedsit with his collection of anoraks and […]

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Quickie!

March 20, 2012March 20, 2012 Simon Ellinas

DO YOU THINK George Clooney has permission from the urbane planning department? Simon Ellinas Caricatures

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English comedians Tim Vine and Mark Kelly having a chat . . .

January 18, 2012January 18, 2012 Simon Ellinas

MARK KELLY interviews the UK’s leading pun master, Tim Vine while being cartooned by John Landers: This is the latest in my series of celebrity interviews, Chattoon!, all of which can be seen HERE. Simon […]

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Prince Nigel at Martindales

January 14, 2012 Simon Ellinas

Not all royal princes had a tough time at the famous public school, Martindales. Prince Nigel, the Queen’s cousin twice removed (twice removed, that is, from Buckingham Palace; he now lives in Battersea), a little-known […]

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