Who Deserves To Die?
It was interesting the amount of people “of faith” who really seemed to take delight in Whitney Houston’s death. She basically “got what she had coming to her” since she was or had been a […]
Author: Eric Hetvile
Wanted in 14 states. But those states suck, anyway.
Obama and the Catholic Contraception Flap
I’m not really sure I understand why Catholics are upset with President Obama for requiring Catholic hospitals and the like to require coverage for contraceptives in their employee health plans. Because I am pretty sure […]
Conscience
“Virginia will likely become the second state in the nation — after North Dakota — to allow private adoption agencies to turn away parents based on sexual orientation or religious and moral beliefs.” Virginia adding […]
The Second Greatest Story Ever Told
The Greatest Story Ever Told: Magical being impregnates young woman in a puritanical culture which will surely condemn (if not stone) her for being an unwed mother. The idea is that sacrificing the child will […]
Everlast(ing life)
Mary got pregnant from a kid named God who said he was above He said don’t worry about a thing baby doll I’m the man with everlasting love But three months later the baby continued […]
Bill Gates Donates $750M to Fight Disease
Bill Gates announced that he is donating $750 million to fight disease. He stated that he had already donated millions to fight tuberculosis and malaria in Africa, but this $750 million grant of computers, networking […]
God and the GOP Race
God: Rick, Keep running… Rick Santorum: Really? OK, Awesome! God: I wasn’t finished. Rick Santorum: Sorry, I was just excited. God: Keep running and throw yourself off a cliff. Rick Santorum: Dear God! God: And […]
Temple of Doom?
The family received the “Raiders of the Lost Ark” DVD collection for Christmas. It turns out that my young children are very disturbed by human sacrifice, blood drinking, and mindless zombie-like followers. So when we […]
Newt Gingrich’s Advice For Cheating Husbands
Newt’s expert advice for guys who are busted cheating on their wife: Wife: “Why are you having sex with that woman who is not me?” You: “This is ridiculous! This is the kind of harassment […]