Author: Eric Hetvile
Wanted in 14 states. But those states suck, anyway.
Thank God It’s Friday?
I frequently hear, and just heard today, “Thank God It’s Friday!” I don’t see why this is necessary, as Friday has been coming right after Thursday for quite some time. Perhaps I will be ready […]
Historical Origin of the Virgin Birth
Jesus: What’s wrong, Billy? You look like you’ve seen a holy ghost. Billy: (Holding Head) Aw, it’s my parents. Jesus: Honor thy mother and thy father. Billy: Yeah, I know that. But it’s just that… […]
Man Up – GOP Debate
Nothing was funnier in Saturday night’s GOP Presidential debate than the closing question about “If you weren’t at this debate, what would you be doing on this Saturday night?” Rick Perry went first and said […]
Thetan In Your Eye
Voice 1: “Well, then I vandalized my neighbor’s house and kicked his dog.” Voice 2: “Wow” Voice 1: “But he’s so weird! He’s a Scientologist!” Voice 2: “Oh dear…” Voice 1: “They believe that there’s […]
A Visit to St. Rick
Twas the night before Christmas, when in Rick Perry’s mansion, Rick dreamed thoughts of Christianity’s expansion, The campaign had been hard, and not without hitches, If only it weren’t for those nasty Gin-griches. The reports […]