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Author: Eric Hetvile

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Rick Perry, Like the Honey Badger, Don’t Care!

December 20, 2011December 20, 2011 Eric Hetvile

Rick Perry is simply just waiting for some real information about climate change, evolution, and “those funny spirally light bulbs”. “Bring me the evidence, and once we do that, you show it to me, and […]

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If You’ve Found Jesus, We Want Him Back

December 20, 2011December 20, 2011 Eric Hetvile

More Baby Jesus Statues Found Missing in Va As a result, local authorities have asked that you call 911 if you’ve found Jesus.

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Tebow Comes Down the Earth

December 19, 2011 Eric Hetvile

I had long wondered: Why doesn’t God just show up in the sky with a flaming head and say, “Hey, Look at me! I’m God! Believe in me!” if it’s so important to him? I […]

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Rick Tebow

December 16, 2011December 16, 2011 Eric Hetvile

“Let me tell you — I hope I am the Tim Tebow of the Iowa caucuses. ” – Rick Perry. So, in other words, Rick’s lofty aspiration is to succeed despite his many shortcomings. He […]

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#IfTebowWasMuslim

December 15, 2011December 16, 2011 Eric Hetvile

Recently, someone wondered whether things would be different if Tim Tebow was Muslim. My thoughts: * Scoring a FG against the Broncos would be considered “mission accomplished” * Fox News would refer to Bronco weight […]

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More Realistic Country Songs: Brad Paisley and Carrie Underwood’s “Remind Me”

December 14, 2011 Eric Hetvile

[Brad] You’d wear pants with nothing underneath You’d even kiss my lips before asking if I brushed my teeth It’s hard to believe that was me and you It’s those days gone by that I […]

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Really, CNN? Have We Run Out of News?

December 12, 2011 Eric Hetvile

Poll seen on CNN’s web site: Is the success of Denver Broncos quarterback Tim Tebow attributable to God? No 71% Yes 29% This is not a scientific poll. Yeah, no shit.

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Fire Safety

December 8, 2011 Eric Hetvile

Last night’s devastating fire shows us how we all need to be careful with flame. A flashlight vigil will be held at 8:00pm tonight to remember the victims.

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Signs

December 8, 2011 Eric Hetvile

I heard a news story on the radio last night about a house fire in which a dog was burned, but a statue of the Virgin Mary remained “untouched”. The owners said that they took […]

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Trump Investigators Find Obama Birth Evidence

December 7, 2011December 7, 2011 Eric Hetvile

Months ago Donald Trump promised that he had a team of special investigators on the trail of some hot Obama birth evidence. Well today, in advance of his upcoming debate moderation, he announced that they […]

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