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Author: Eric Hetvile

Wanted in 14 states. But those states suck, anyway.

The Grinch

December 6, 2011 Eric Hetvile

I saw what looked like an old and familiar cartoon on Fox News last night. Though when I hit the info button, I must say I did not recognize the title: “How the Grinch Rightfully […]

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Disbelief

December 5, 2011December 5, 2011 Eric Hetvile

This is that time of year that makes me flabbergasted that intelligent people can believe in a bearded guy who flies above us giving people what they ask for. And some people even believe in […]

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1 CommentDaily Musings / Joke of The DayGod, Santa

Trump to Host GOP Debate?

December 5, 2011 Eric Hetvile

Donald Trump is set to host an upcoming GOP, while at the same time he has not ruled out running for President as an independent. Which make many people wonder if this isn’t an obvious […]

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Teaching Evolution is Censorship

December 2, 2011 Eric Hetvile

Michele Bachmann says that not teaching creationism in schools is “censorship”. 2+2=5 agrees.

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Main Reason Gingrich Wants to Repeal Healthcare Reform

December 2, 2011December 2, 2011 Eric Hetvile

Many people are surprised to discover that Newt Gingrich was in favor of a mandate for individuals to purchase health insurance in the 90s and as late as 2005. He changed his mind when he […]

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Before I formed you in the womb…

December 1, 2011December 1, 2011 Eric Hetvile

I saw a billboard the other day which I believe was supposed to be suggesting that you shouldn’t have an abortion. It had a God-ly looking figure pointing a mighty finger, and it said: Jeremiah […]

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Gingrich Disturbed By Cain’s Behavior

November 30, 2011 Eric Hetvile

Newt Gingrich, when asked about Herman Cain’s alleged 13-year affair with another woman, said that he found the allegations “disturbing”. He went on to add, “I mean…his wife wasn’t even sick!”

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It’s Best to Cheat Early

November 29, 2011November 29, 2011 Eric Hetvile

I saw on TV this morning that the experts think Herman Cain will lose voters to Newt Gingrich due to his current cheating scandal. I guess cheating on your wife in politics is like losing […]

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Carrie Underwood and God

November 28, 2011November 28, 2011 Eric Hetvile

Carrie Underwood tells us that she vandalized her former boyfriend’s vehicle in “Before He Cheats”. Then she says she wants to find some innocent guy and rip his heart out in “Songs Like This”. And […]

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Lifestyleblondes, Carrie Underwood, God, humor, If he cheats, Jesus take the Wheel

How an Obama Rumor Gets Started…

November 28, 2011November 28, 2011 Eric Hetvile

Thought you might be interested in this information from the White House. This isn’t a rumor; this is a fact. We have a friend at church who is a very talented artist. For several years […]

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