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Author: Eric Hetvile

Wanted in 14 states. But those states suck, anyway.

Sarah Palin Declares Victory

April 5, 2012April 5, 2012 Eric Hetvile

Sarah Palin gloated over the fact that her Today Show appearance bested the ratings of the Katie Couric-hosted Good Morning America. But I must point out that “Jersey Shore”, car crashes, and train wrecks are […]

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2 CommentsLifestyle, Movies & TV, Politicshumor, politics, Sarah Palin, television, the Today Show, victory

New IBM Computer Chip Mimics the Human Brain

April 3, 2012 Eric Hetvile

IBM recently announced that it has created a computer chip designed to imitate the human brain’s ability to understand its surroundings, act on things that happen around it and make sense of complex data. So […]

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Hand Over Your Facebook Password!

March 30, 2012 Eric Hetvile

“As a user, you shouldn’t be forced to share your private information and communications just to get a job. And as the friend of a user, you shouldn’t have to worry that your private information […]

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The God of the Hunger Games

March 29, 2012 Eric Hetvile

The Hunger Games has been blowing away box office records and details the struggles of a dystopian future world of Panem – where teens are made to fight to the death by an oppressive central […]

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1 CommentMovies & TV, TechnologyDystopian, future, God, Hunger Games, Jesus, Panem, religion

Critics Say Utah Rectal Sonogram Law Goes Too Far

March 16, 2012March 16, 2012 Eric Hetvile

On the heels of Pennsylvania Governor Tom Corbett’s assertion that a transvaginal ultrasound is not an intrusive procedure “because I don’t have a vagina”, the Utah legislature is nearing passage of what would be the […]

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2 CommentsLifestyle, Politicsabortion, corbett, law, Pennsylvania, sonogram, transvaginal, utah

Republican Analogy Maker

March 9, 2012 Eric Hetvile

One thing I and many others have noticed is that conservative Republicans are really bad at forming relevant analogies. I mean AWFUL. I believe they must all be using http://www.RepublicanAnalogyMaker.com, where I found this: 1. […]

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In Defense of the Great Patriot Rush Limbaugh

March 8, 2012March 9, 2012 Eric Hetvile

So, Rush Limbaugh called a Sandra Fluke a slut for suggesting that birth control should be covered by health insurance companies. Then he apologized because the left objects to the word “slut” being used to […]

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4 CommentsLifestyle, Politicsbirth control pill, broadcasting, coverage, funny, GOP, humor, insurance costs, politics, rush limbaugh

Did Damning Breitbart Tapes Cause Obama to Commit Murder?

March 2, 2012 Eric Hetvile

Right wing radio host Michael Savage and many of the fans of the late Andrew Breitbart are suspecting that the Barack Obama administration had Breitbart murdered in order to thwart the release of some damaging […]

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2 CommentsPoliticsBreitbart, college, Obama, Savage, Tapes

Stranger Danger

February 22, 2012February 22, 2012 Eric Hetvile

And lo, God revealed himself to Mary, thus requiring him to register with the city and making him ineligible to live within 1000 feet of a school zone.

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Desperation

February 22, 2012February 22, 2012 Eric Hetvile

The Catholic Church, in a desperate attempt to stem the tide of increasingly smaller mass attendance numbers, has announced that they will be replacing the cardboard eucharist wafer with bacon.

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