Eight Ways to Make Catholic Mass Great Again
Recently it appears that religion seems to be slowly waning in its influence. This is no less true than with the Catholic faith. Young people are simply not identifying with the faith anymore, and I […]
Author: Eric Hetvile
Wanted in 14 states. But those states suck, anyway.
World Maladies Up During Olympics
A 32-year long study has come to the conclusion that incidences of assault, rape, murder, genocide, drought, pestilence, and natural disasters in general has consistently reached higher levels during the Olympic games. The only reasonable […]
Obama and the Jobs Report
The latest jobs report came out, which showed that the US federal government shed 4000 jobs. Which just goes to show how inept President Obama is, because he can’t even execute on his diabolical destruction […]
Latter Day Taint
VATICAN CITY – Catholic Church officials are furious that the canonization of Pope John Paul II has been derailed from its well-planned schedule. It has come to light that sometime in the summer of 2008, […]
Triangle Scheme
Some time ago, I was presented an opportunity and became a member of a particular group. The group has a lot of really successful members and they want me to be a success, too! There […]
Political Correctness
What exactly is “political correctness”? From common usage, it appears to be the name of the boogeyman who has recently started to make you feel bad for acting like the douchebag that you have long […]
Why The Bible Must Be Ignored
If a text is to be followed as if it came directly from our creator, its truths must be able to transcend time and cannot be rationalized due to the time it was written. Deuteronomy […]
Jesus Saves?
I saw someone somewhere mentioned an uplifting story about a woman who had finally quit after 20+ years of stripping in clubs. The implication was that she had quit her shameful life in order to […]
Partly Cloudy
When reading or listening to someone speak, it is often difficult to know if the person is full of shit. Luckily there is one phrase which, when preceding a statement, indicates without fail that the […]