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Author: Eric Hetvile

Wanted in 14 states. But those states suck, anyway.

Is Rick Perry “Unpresidential”?

August 23, 2011 Eric Hetvile

Rick Perry has recently come under fire for saying things that, like suggesting bodily harm to Federal Reserve Chairman Ben Bernanke for his fiscal policy, have been called “unpresidential”. At a recent speech, Perry deflected […]

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More Rick Perry

August 18, 2011August 18, 2011 Eric Hetvile

Good news: Rick Perry already showing the country how dumb he is… Bad news: Dumb people do not seem to notice.

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Facebook vs. Satan

August 9, 2011August 9, 2011 Eric Hetvile

I saw this on someone’s Facebook status: “When you carry the Bible, Satan gets a headache When you open it, he collapses When he sees you reading it he faints When he sees you living […]

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The Consequence of Misspellings

August 3, 2011 Eric Hetvile

“Loose Yourself” By M&M Look, if you learned your spelling, From the internet, Would you write this song? His head is sweaty, knees weak, stomach heavy, There’s food caught in his beard like a yeti, […]

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Is Book Banning Ever Right?

August 2, 2011August 2, 2011 Eric Hetvile

A Missouri school board initiated the process for banning a book which was found to contain multiple instances of extreme violence, murder, rape, incest, adultery, drug abuse, bestiality, profanity, and human sacrifice. Proceedings were halted […]

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Should You Join A Cult?

July 30, 2011December 7, 2011 Eric Hetvile

One of the most important decisions you can make in your life besides “should you buy or lease?” is “should you join a cult?” Some important things to consider… Reason NOT to join a cult: […]

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Jesus Take The Veal

July 30, 2011 Eric Hetvile

This is what resulted when Carrie Underwood’s hero became more socially conscious. She was eating last Friday and was getting very chatty With her hippie friend named Steve Chowing on another cheese and veal patty […]

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Footprints, Part 2

July 29, 2011July 29, 2011 Eric Hetvile

I think most people have heard of Footprints. It’s a short inspirational piece that chronicles a man’s life by following his footprints. Jesus’s footprints run alongside of the man’s. The man sees that during the […]

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Ground Zero YMCA

July 29, 2011July 29, 2011 Eric Hetvile

In a time and place not too far from here: “It’s been nine years since the radical Christian terrorist group, “Heaven’s Hate”, destroyed the National Institute of Science. Countless lives were lost that day. A […]

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Rick Perry’s Day of Prayer and Fasting

July 28, 2011 Eric Hetvile

The company that runs the concessions at Houston’s Reliant Stadium was overjoyed that Rick Perry was going to be bringing thousands to his stadium for a day of prayer and fasting. Until someone told him […]

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