The Place to Take a Humor Break
Bunco Group Member – the coveted suburban title to which every soccer mom aspires. In a lost scroll found, archaeologists learned that on the eighth day God created Bunco groups consisting of twelve women. After these first divinely […]
I don’t know why I’m a perfectionist. Possibly because I’m the first-born? Maybe because I’m a woman? It could even be a DNA type thing—that obviously didn’t mutate to my teenage crumbsnatchers. Whatever the reason, somewhere inside […]
You’ve got to wonder about the kind of life someone lives when they’ve emailed the Dr. Phil Show only twice in their lifetime, and both times a producer called to request they appear on the […]
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, only this time while sober. I want to be Dave Barry—without the man parts. As a new writer, I kept hearing over and over in my […]
The Weekly Crumb Snatcher Herald Monday October 22, 2012 My Life Section Page 3M Mismatched Socks Bring Teens and Parents Together by Cheri Thacker A Tennessee mother-daughter duo recently discovered the secret to communication between […]
Greetings audience of readers of mediocre writing and the occasional chuckle–if one were pressed–that my Female Human Captor likes to call a “blog.” My name is Bowls the Cat. My human captors insist upon calling […]
I lost my grandma’s whereabouts for almost a year. Then my sister, Aunt Neicee, found her–but that’s a blog for another day. So, Aunt Neicee wanted me to appease her by joining her on a […]
“Hey B-Bop…count Chief Money Maker’s toes.” The four-year old child of a friend jumped on the task and began counting down Chief’s toes as they peeked out of his sandals. “…seven………….eight……………..nine???” Then he stood there […]
The clock screamed 6:15 a.m. as I tried to decide if I should use the pillow to cover my ears to drown out the sound I’d dealt with all night, or use it to permanently […]