Gun with a Gun
The other day I saw a gun carrying another gun for protection. “No one is safe”, said the first gun. It was a smart gun. Knew all of its gun rights. The second gun also […]
Author: PFHardie
I am a graphic designer, humour writer, musician and piano teacher. And that's only during the day. At night I fight crime and hang out with my wonderful family.
Hawking Radiated
I’ve always believed that I could have been as smart as Stephen Hawking if I were him, instead of me. In honour of his life, you won’t hear about his biggest blunder, but you should. […]
Electrician’s Licence?
I’ve been reading some books on how to rewire my brain. I’m anxious. Can I really trust myself to properly rewire my brain all on my own? Shouldn’t I at least have an electrician’s licence? […]
Backup Killer, SUV
I filmed an entire movie with my car’s backup camera. It’s bold, innovative, Hitchcockian, and a bit blurry in spots because some days wet snow was stuck to the camera. It’s called Backup Killer, SUV, about […]
Getting Ahead of the Day
Today, instead of sitting around and waiting for the shit to hit the fan, I’m gonna throw the fan directly at the unsuspecting shit. Take it by surprise. Catch it off guard. I’ll have to […]
Hotter Than Hell
Climate scientists have discovered that not only is the earth heating up, but Hell is getting hotter too. As of the last four seconds, Hell has gone from 4,563°F to 5,695°F. At this heat, all […]