VE Day
As we all learn in school, VE Day is an important day, historically speaking. Its impact on the world is still being studied by scholars. VE Day is, of course, Valentines Everywhere Day. We know […]
I filmed an entire movie with my car’s backup camera. It’s bold, innovative, Hitchcockian, and a bit blurry in spots because some days wet snow was stuck to the camera. It’s called Backup Killer, SUV, about […]
Today, instead of sitting around and waiting for the shit to hit the fan, I’m gonna throw the fan directly at the unsuspecting shit. Take it by surprise. Catch it off guard. I’ll have to […]
Climate scientists have discovered that not only is the earth heating up, but Hell is getting hotter too. As of the last four seconds, Hell has gone from 4,563°F to 5,695°F. At this heat, all […]
Welcome, gentlemen. Welcome to the first annual What Women Want Conference. As you’ve all sworn on your conference pre-check forms, you are the group of men who believe it’s fine and dandy to touch a woman’s breasts […]
What are soft skills? I’m suppose to improve my soft skills, but does that mean turn them into something softer, like a comfortable 3-ply roll of toilet paper? Or should I beat the crap out […]
If some chicken is free range chicken, shouldn’t all the other chicken be called prisoner cell chicken, or jailbird chicken? Did jailbird chickens break some law? I wonder how many innocent chickens have been convicted and executed. Were they read there […]