Superbowl 49, Rhymed
SUPERBOWL 49, RHYMED Patriots and Seahawks The hype has arisen And Cheatin’ Ol’ Belichick Why ain’t he in prison? Richard the Sherman His mouth always running And Russell the Wilson With a sly smile… […]
Author: Stan Silliman
Sports writer for 13 years, my Bleacher Report articles in USA Today, LA Times, Forbes, Dallas Morning News. Seven books, 6000 jokes, 860 columns written. Also very active on a website called Kwipster.
I've writtens for comics and cartoonists. Samples of some of my cartoon/humor books can be seen at www.comedyempirepress.com
I'm also a comedian with regular appearances in New York, Dallas, Austin, Oklahoma City and Las Vegas. If I ever get on cruise ships, I'll let you know.
Deflate-Gate? Enough Gates, Already
http://gty.im/57210914 DEFLATEGATE? ENOUGH GATES, ALREADY! I’ve been asked to write about Deflategate. In other words, I’m under pressure to talk about under-pressured footballs. And worse, yet, to call it Deflategate. No! I won’t do […]
The Race Driver vs the Pocket Commando
THE NASCAR DRIVER VS THE POCKET COMMANDO In the world of NASCAR, a race driver, Kurt Busch, in defending himself against a domestic abuse charge says his petite girlfriend he was accused of battering, is […]
Dez Bryant Catch – Overanalyzed
http://gty.im/461346220 THE DEZ BRYANT CATCH … OVERANALYZED In 2028, they’ll still be talking about it. The catch that wasn’t cost the Cowboys a trip to the finals. Has it been discussed to death? Yes. […]
Mr. President Helps Tulsa U.
MR. PRESIDENT HELPS TULSA UNIVERSITY Tulsa University announced it will be joined by the President. We say it’s about time. Tulsa University is a small school but they value their academics and could use some […]
2014 – The Year in Sports Geezerhood
2014 IN SPORTS GEEZERHOOD Yuichiro Muira knows how it feels to be on top of the world. Three times he knows. Three times he’s climbed Mt. Everest, the latest, last year at age 80. His […]
Dr. Spooner’s 2014 NFL Season
DR. SPOONER REVIEWS NFL YEAR 2014 Every so often Dr. William Spooner gets in my head and wants to talk football, specifically the NFL, and sometimes about his favorite team, (he says “heavens favorite”) the […]
TCU’s Day of Infamy
http://gty.im/158819376 TCU VIEWS SELECTION DAY AS INFAMOUS On December 7th, for fourth spot in the football playoffs, the selection committee picks… Ohio State. Ohio State? After Texas Christian University was third place on December 1st […]
Samaje Rocks ‘Hawks
http://gty.im/459423812 SAMAJE ROCKS ‘HAWKS Samaje Perine carries the rock, runs past the chalk, smashes the Jayhawks. On his way to a 427 yard rushing day, I even heard Kansas fans cheering him on – […]
Tracking Devices Signal Cyborg Football
http://gty.im/129025812 TRACKING CHIPS SIGNAL CYBORG NFL Detroit Lion Calvin “Megatron” Johnson lines up wide left. Golden Tate is flanked far right. Jeremy Ross sits in the slot. Charles Tillman, of the Bears, gives Megatron a […]