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Author: Thomas Sullivan

Thomas Sullivan is the author of So Much Time, So Little Change (a book of essays published by Wayman Publishing). It is available at Amazon in print and Kindle. Thomas lives in Seattle.

The Other St. Paddy’s Day Fails

March 27, 2015March 27, 2015 Thomas Sullivan

When you think of Saint Patrick’s Day fails, you usually picture some drunk guy dressed all in green doing something he’ll regret when pictures of his night out hit the internet. There are plenty of […]

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Adventures In Continuing Education

March 25, 2015March 25, 2015 Thomas Sullivan

The other day I read an article about a local class that dudes get referred to by the courts after getting busted for patronizing a sex worker. Apparently attendance at these classes is quite good […]

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Is Your Relationship “Fridge Compatible?”

March 23, 2015March 23, 2015 Thomas Sullivan

Say you’re dating someone. Your romantic interest is funny and nice, but there’s still a chance you’re not compatible in the long run. So what do you do? Ask your friends for their opinion? Hire […]

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Cotton Candy For The Paranoid

March 18, 2015March 18, 2015 Thomas Sullivan

A group of GOP senators recently sent an “open letter” to the leaders of Iran. The letter warned that any nuclear weapons deal being negotiated by President Obama and leaders of other countries could be […]

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Where The Utterly Fearless Test Their Mettle

March 17, 2015March 17, 2015 Thomas Sullivan

When people learn that I once taught driver education to teenagers, they usually ask some variant of the question “Did you ever come close to dying?” I ignore the one terrifying instance where a student […]

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Guys, It’s Time To Take Control Of The Narrative

March 16, 2015March 16, 2015 Thomas Sullivan

Two drunken Secret Service agents recently crashed their car into a White House barricade following a retirement party for a fellow employee. It’s funny how a retirement party honoring one person often leads to more […]

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A New Criminal Registry We Desperately Need

March 13, 2015March 13, 2015 Thomas Sullivan

The Utah state legislature is considering a bill that would create an online registry for white-collar criminals convicted of felonies. Modeled upon the ubiquitous sex-offender registry, the white-collar registry is intended to deter ponzi schemers […]

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Consulting For The Big Dogs

March 12, 2015March 12, 2015 Thomas Sullivan

We see these stories fairly often. A CEO of a huge but struggling company gets let go. The company doesn’t want the negative publicity from giving the guy a huge severance package, so they retain […]

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Trouble In Paradise?

March 10, 2015March 10, 2015 Thomas Sullivan

The Washington Post is reporting that the Islamic State appears to be fraying from within. This from their March 8th reporting: The Islamic State appears to be starting to fray from within, as dissent, defections, […]

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Somebody Up There Has A Sense Of Humor

March 9, 2015March 9, 2015 Thomas Sullivan

Everyone has heard that old saying “It’s funny until someone gets hurt…then it’s hilarious.” I’d say this story meets those conditions. It concerns a court case spurred by an incident at a New Jersey Applebee’s. A plaintiff recently […]

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