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Author: Thomas Sullivan

Thomas Sullivan is the author of So Much Time, So Little Change (a book of essays published by Wayman Publishing). It is available at Amazon in print and Kindle. Thomas lives in Seattle.

Pre-Screening Applicants Takes Many Forms

March 6, 2015March 6, 2015 Thomas Sullivan

Job interviews are just like meeting your girlfriend’s parents for the first time – there are so many ways to blow it. One time I was interviewing for a job in Oregon. The interviewer led […]

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Don’t Worry, We Have A Plan

March 5, 2015March 5, 2015 Thomas Sullivan

The Supreme Court is hearing a case that could upend the Affordable Care Act. If the court strikes down subsidies used by people in states with federally run exchanges, an estimated 7.5 million people could […]

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The Economic Stimulus No One Is Talking About

March 3, 2015March 3, 2015 Thomas Sullivan

Sorry for the cheesy headline. But have you noticed the trend of adding “no one is talking about” to web-content headlines? The reader is supposed to think “Damn, if no one’s discussing it, this article must […]

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I Am Running For President!

March 2, 2015March 2, 2015 Thomas Sullivan

Running for President as a conservative is a lot like dodging roadkill on a busy two-lane highway. You can’t veer left, which guarantees certain death. So you’re forced to swerve hard to the right, but […]

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Things Are Changing So Fast

February 27, 2015February 27, 2015 Thomas Sullivan

I doubt that humans and chimpanzees knew what was happening five million years ago. Humans were pulling ahead due to the benefits of harnessing fire and the group-bonding advantages of dick jokes. But neither group […]

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Man’s Best Friend To The Rescue

February 26, 2015February 26, 2015 Thomas Sullivan

Dogs are amazing. They can sniff out bombs and they can find the drugs you’re bringing on vacation that you hid in your dad’s carry-on bag. They can understand human facial expressions. Dogs can even […]

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The (Just Like Harry) Truman Show

February 24, 2015February 24, 2015 Thomas Sullivan

It’s the central conundrum of running for your nation’s highest office. You’re wealthy and the people funding your campaign are far wealthier. But this presents a problem. You need to connect with voters of normal means […]

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The Trick To Using Amazon Reviews: Read The “Experts”. Then Do The Opposite.

February 23, 2015February 23, 2015 Thomas Sullivan

The other day I heard a Pink Floyd song on the radio. I’d forgotten how good they are. So I went onto Amazon to look for a disk of theirs. I found one that was […]

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A Source You Can Trust

February 21, 2015February 21, 2015 Thomas Sullivan

In the run up to the Iraq War the network news shows were accused of falling down on the job. People said that they failed to question the veracity of claims that Iraq possessed weapons […]

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The Other Repo Men

February 20, 2015February 20, 2015 Thomas Sullivan

The other day I was talking to a friend who grew up in a rural part of the Midwest. His father worked for a bank and, early in his career, was responsible for doing repossessions. […]

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