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Author: Thomas Sullivan

Thomas Sullivan is the author of So Much Time, So Little Change (a book of essays published by Wayman Publishing). It is available at Amazon in print and Kindle. Thomas lives in Seattle.

Christmas Shopping For That One Uncle

December 7, 2015December 7, 2015 Thomas Sullivan

Some people are so difficult to shop for at Christmas. Perhaps the hardest is that uncle who’s on the No Fly list. Since he’s unable to fly to your house during the holidays, you probably […]

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California Determined To Protect Christmas

December 2, 2015December 2, 2015 Thomas Sullivan

Authorities in California are urging residents to NOT light a fire in their fireplaces this Christmas morning. The unusual request has nothing to do with air quality, but rather follows a recent incident in Fresno […]

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This Latest Threat Will Shock You

November 23, 2015November 23, 2015 Thomas Sullivan

Prominent commentators are now questioning America’s policy of open immigration from Ireland. This concern started following a talk radio interview a retired Defense Department official gave while promoting his new book Wake Up America, Everyone […]

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Checking In On The American Dream

November 19, 2015November 19, 2015 Thomas Sullivan

Earlier this week Presidential Candidate Marco Rubio delivered an important speech on the American Dream. Unfortunately, it got lost amidst all the coverage of the recent terrorist attacks. But for a nation that seems adrift, […]

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A Revealing Interview With Ben Carson

November 16, 2015November 16, 2015 Thomas Sullivan

The big event in politics last week was Donald Trump’s heated speech in Iowa. Numerous commentators noted that it reminded them of the time a shaven-headed Britney Spears attacked an SUV with an umbrella. Overlooked […]

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Memo To All Starbucks Baristas

November 13, 2015November 13, 2015 Thomas Sullivan

To: All Associates and store managers From: Starbucks Headquarters RE: Question(s) about responding to cup controversy Recently a completely unknown “social media personality” took issue with the fact that our red holiday cups lacked the […]

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The Real Reason We Have iPads

November 12, 2015November 12, 2015 Thomas Sullivan

We often think we know the purpose for things which, in reality, serve an entirely different purpose. For example, we think casinos exist to devour social security checks so that people can have gainful employment. […]

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#IStandWithBen

November 9, 2015November 9, 2015 Thomas Sullivan

Some people claim that Ben Carson isn’t really running for president, but rather is simply building a brand which allows him to sell things. They point to the fact that Carson is taking time off […]

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This Happens About As Often As A Unicorn Is Spotted Drinking Water On Mars

November 7, 2015November 7, 2015 Thomas Sullivan

The big news last week was President Obama’s decision to reject the Keystone XL pipeline. Various figures weighed in, including the new House Speaker Paul Ryan. In a heated news conference Ryan told reporters: “This […]

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Another Government Conspiracy Exposed

November 5, 2015November 5, 2015 Thomas Sullivan

Reality treatment shows like Celebrity Rehab have been criticized for exploiting emotionally and mentally vulnerable people. But the people who appear on these shows are really no different from anyone else. When you watch people […]

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