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Author: Thomas Sullivan

Thomas Sullivan is the author of So Much Time, So Little Change (a book of essays published by Wayman Publishing). It is available at Amazon in print and Kindle. Thomas lives in Seattle.

Will You Become An Adherent Of Placentophagy?

June 5, 2015June 5, 2015 Thomas Sullivan

It’s been a while since we’ve had a good celebrity-driven, child-related health trend. The last one involved vaccines, in which a celebrity convinced unwitting people that vaccinating a child could cause autism. The science didn’t […]

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It’s Time For Doctors To Up Their Fun Game

June 3, 2015June 3, 2015 Thomas Sullivan

It’s hard to know who and what you can trust in this world. I recently read about a young woman who developed cancer. Her friends and family shaved their heads in a show of support. […]

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Fortunate To Have People Keeping Us Safe

June 1, 2015June 1, 2015 Thomas Sullivan

Pretty soon jihadists in America are gonna start attacking women for showing their ankles and start telling us what we can and can’t do. Most people don’t realize this. But fortunately, there are patriots out […]

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Things Are Changing

May 29, 2015May 29, 2015 Thomas Sullivan

You probably thought following the incidents in Baltimore and Ferguson that it’d just be back to business as usual. Nothing would really change in regards to policing. Believing that makes you, unlike me, a total […]

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Florida. What’s Not To Love?

May 28, 2015May 28, 2015 Thomas Sullivan

I’m a big fan of South Florida because it’s so dysfunctional. Dysfunction can be highly amusing as long as you’re not directly affected by it. The New York Times recently reported on a synthetic drug […]

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Hotel Continental Breakfasts – The Ultimate Gratitude Test

May 26, 2015May 26, 2015 Thomas Sullivan

The other day I was online, looking for a hotel in a mountain town in the Cascades. The town always fills up with summer tourists, so I was planning ahead, which I rarely do. I […]

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Why We Put Off Visiting The Eye Doctor

May 22, 2015May 22, 2015 Thomas Sullivan

It’s hard to know exactly who you can trust in this world. I recently read about a young woman who developed cancer. Her friends and family shaved their heads in show of support. But then […]

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Well That Wasn’t Supposed To Happen

May 20, 2015May 20, 2015 Thomas Sullivan

The news is reporting that ISIS has seized the city of Ramadi, the capital of Anbar province in Iraq. Little verifiable information is available, given the danger the situation poses to Western journalists. However, reporters […]

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The Vegetable Curse

May 16, 2015May 16, 2015 Thomas Sullivan

A new study published in the journal Science has found that modern hunter-gatherer tribes operate on an egalitarian basis. In layman terms, this means that a woman doesn’t get 70% of the reward for picking […]

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This One Seems Like A Stretch

May 14, 2015May 14, 2015 Thomas Sullivan

There are a number of good reasons to not wear underwear. Not doing so saves you money on clothes. It saves you time because you need to do the laundry less often. It keeps you […]

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