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Category: Fiction
ESPN Awarded Broadcast Rights to the Next Five Years of the Iran War
The Trump Administration has granted ESPN exclusive rights to cover the armed conflict between the United States and Iran. “We anticipate having troops on the ground in that hellhole of a country within the next two […]
Scooter & Skipper in Nietzsche Land
A new marketing campaign by German state Saxony-Anhalt will focus on famous sons of the region, from Bismarck to Nietzsche. The Wall Street Journal We piled the kids into the car and headed out for […]
SPARKS BRIEF: The Terror of Trump Talk
Washington, D.C. – President Trump is using late-night TV as the latest deflection tactic from rising inflation, soaring gas prices, the disastrous war with Iran, and the lingering Epstein file controversy. Undisclosed sources have reported […]
Just Your Basic Iranian Vampire Spaghetti Western Art Movie
A Girl Walks Home Alone at Night. Your basic Iranian vampire spaghetti western art movie. The Boston Globe A lot of my girlfriends think it’s glamorous being a famous Iranian actress, but they couldn’t be […]
Ask Consuela, Your Love Chaperone
Dear Ones– The waters of romance are treacherous seas. Consuela is prepared, once again, to serve as your chaperone through the shoals and eddies of love’s tempestuous currents. Here are the distress signals she received […]
Warring Sides Agree to End Crayon Arms Race
KNOB NOSTER, Mo. The school year in this small town has barely started but already second-grade teacher Emily Nostrand has her hands full with a conflict that threatens to spiral out of control. “It’s tragic when hostilities distract […]