Hungry Paul

Show me someone who has never been arrested and I’ll show you a unicorn with an alcohol dependency. Some people are arrested so often that they become friends with their arresting officer and end up […]

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Very few people are worth listening to but every now and sometimes…

It’s rare that I don’t have utter contempt for someone and rarer still that I still want to tell someone that still waters don’t run. I know one Nickleback song and that’s three songs too […]

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Tristan Barker doesn’t mince his words

Tristan Barker doesn’t mince his words. We bought him a mince maker machine and he puts everything into that machine. Well, everything except his words. Tristan Barker insisted on keeping his words because he is […]

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Skillfully combined with a number of other ingredients

What is it with people and their love of complaining and their hatred of everything and their fondness of things? It seems like someone only has to stop sleeping for a month these days and […]

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Science? Good or Ungood?

Science, like a calculator, answers the really difficult questions in life. If it wasn’t for Science, there would be no beer to drown out the terror that the sound of Bon Jovi insist on making […]

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