I Had To Wrestle Elon Musk Himself To The Ground When He Personally Tried To Take These Obviously DEI Stamps Out Of My Hand
I got the Neo Nutsie in a head lock and gave him cranium noogies!
High Stakes Transform Innocent World of Spelling Bees
SEDALIA, Mo. It’s the final round of the third-grade spelling bee at Sacred Heart Elementary School in this small Midwestern town, and you could cut the tension in the school’s gymnasium with a wooden ice […]
Cartoon: Sir, no Sir. Not since the thing with the Pope.
Written by: Paul Lander Artist: Dan McConnell
Ripping the Headlines Today, 4/25/25
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about Coachella 2025, doesn’t need to be complicated or confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is for. And, […]
When Bad Things Happen to Cloud-Based Cat Feeders
An outage at Amazon’s cloud-computing unit caused internet-connected cat feeding machines to fail. The Wall Street Journal “Well?” I missed the 4:30 train and so didn’t arrive […]