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You know you’re a Redneck When…

October 21, 2011
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You know you’re a redneck when…you parade your former dictator’s body around on the hood of your pick-up truck.

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The Rapture Again

October 21, 2011
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Just this once, I want the rapture to be true, so the corpses at the morgue will come to life and eat Lindsay Lohan’s brain.

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My Review of the Wonderbra

October 21, 2011
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My girlfriend Ginger came home the other day wearing the newest Wonderbra.    As Ginger stepped in the door she said, “What do you think of these Mayor?” I said, “Thank God my prayers have been…

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Random Thought 25

October 21, 2011
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I always appear smarter when I dress up in my giant nipple costume. I know this because I’ll overhear people say things like, “At least he’s not a complete boob.

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Update Causes Lost Author Photos

October 21, 2011
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Due to “updates” most author photos are now missing. Previously we were using a “pluggin” which is no longer compatible with the site. WordPress has “Gravatars” that get picked up automatically. Users need to go…

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A Flu Shot in the Company of Engineers

October 21, 2011
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A Flu Shot in the Company of Engineers

I got my flu shot. If I were smarter, I would have gone to CVS or took my doctor up on her offer to give it to me a few weeks ago, but my husband’s …

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Lessons of Bigfoot – The Con Artist in All of Us

October 20, 2011
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Forty-four years ago, Roger Patterson introduced the world to “Bigfoot” or “Sasquatch” with his home movie that supposedly caught the elusive apeman on film in the forests of Northern California.  Although now debunked and considered…

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Boo hoo!

October 20, 2011
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Boo hoo!

When we were kids, we used to throw darts at the Ayatolla Kohmeni. The poster was in our basement, and who knows where we actually got a poster of him, but all my dad had…

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Random Thought 24

October 20, 2011
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Whether you live to be 50 or 100 makes no difference, if you made no difference in the world.

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Ghaddafi is Gone?

October 20, 2011
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CNN is reporting that Ghaddafi (Quadaffi, Gaddafi) whatever — is captured or dead.  Another inhumane dictator bites the dust. Who is next to fall in the inhumane despot pool?   Congress? http://www.cnn.com/video/?/tab/live#/video/cvplive/cvpstream1

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Lindsay Lohan, Doo,Dah,Doo,Dah!

October 20, 2011
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A Lindsay Lohan probation debacle song parody I’ve set it to the tune of “Camptown Races.” Lindsay Lohan’s back in jail, doo,dah,doo,dah Lindsay Lohan gets no bail Oh doo, dah day Gonna whine all night, gonna cry all…

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Strip Search for Scrabble Contestant?

October 19, 2011
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Strip Search for Scrabble Contestant?

The tension was building. Two players were locked in a life-and-death battle for the title of Champion of the Whole World.  Okay, it was in Scrabble, but it was still a big deal – for…

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If my elected official is a person …

October 19, 2011
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If my elected official is a person …

The Supreme Court ruled last year in Citizens United v. FEC that money is the same as speech, giving further currency to corporate personhood.  Money is a big motivator and you can find some highly motivated…

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Do Swimsuit Models Swim?

October 19, 2011
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Do Swimsuit Models Swim?

I had never, EVER, wondered if swimsuit models could actually swim. We see these gorgeous models in skimpy suits, rolling in the hot and sticky sand or drenched by sea-foam, and we think, wow, she…

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Random Thought 23

October 19, 2011
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Some people try to change the world one life at a time. Others try to change the world one death at a time. And I try to change the world one bucket full of dirt…

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More Realistic Country Songs: Blake Shelton’s “God Gave Me You”

October 19, 2011
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I keep hearing country songs from men about how great their women are. Yet all the country songs from women are about how bad them men are. Let’s splash some realism on Blake Shelton’s “God…

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Huge Bachmann Gaffe

October 19, 2011
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During tonight’s Republican debate, Michele Bachmann made a disastrous gaffe which will almost certainly cost her large amounts of Republican votes. She pronounced “nuclear” correctly. The damage is assumed to be irreparable.

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I Hate It

October 18, 2011
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I Hate It

I hate it when people throw cigarette butts out their car window and orange fiery ashes fly under my car. I hate it when people wait in line until everything that they are buying is rung…

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Random Thought 22

October 18, 2011
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I’m not courageous. In fact, when I shadow box I wear boxing gloves that are outfitted with flashlights.

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Another Sentiment for #OWS

October 18, 2011
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Another Sentiment for #OWS

  If my elected official is a person, why does it feel like I’m dealing Bank of America?  Why do I feel like every time I get a letter or an e-mail from my congressman…

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Sentiment for #OWS (Occupy Wall Street)

October 18, 2011
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Sentiment for #OWS (Occupy Wall Street)

  If our elected official is a person, why does it feel like I am dealing with Exxon-Mobil?  Why do I feel as I am being asked to bend over so they can apply some…

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