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Only in South Philly

June 23, 2011
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Joey:  Hey Ant’ny, ya’ coming to my party tonight? Pissed Off Anthony:  Joey, I keep tellin’ ya’ man my name has 3 syllables!! Puzzled Joey:  Oh okay, “Yo’ Ant’ny” . . .  ya’ coming to my…

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Call for a Smart Grid

June 22, 2011
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Recent years have heard many talk about a smart grid spanning America which would make the country more efficient. Those voices are referring to the electric grid. The fact is that currently, for example, in…

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What Pole Dancers Need to Succeed

June 22, 2011
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What Pole Dancers Need to Succeed

I was thinking about getting my husband new golf clubs, but a friend of mine mentioned that maybe all he needed were new grips for his clubs.  I didn’t really understand the concept of new…

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Fan Mail

June 22, 2011
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Fan Mail

Proof that the world is full of vapid people… Emails, as received/sent: From: summerbunny29@XXXX.com To: Joseph Boxer Subject: FOOD FIGHT! So…if your at dinner & a fight breaks out which item would u most likely…

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Break Dancing?

June 22, 2011
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I told everyone at work that I used to break dance, so they wanted me to show them, so I did. Still waiting for my first disability check.

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We Found Each Other in the Dark

June 22, 2011
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Late one night, we found each other in the dark. As if we were on some wavelength, we reached across the bed at the same time and our fingers interlocked. Beforehand, I was dreaming… It…

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NBC Commits the Most Egregious Sin Known to Man

June 22, 2011
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This weekend, during its golf coverage, NBC committed the most heinous act ever before televised. This act caused both of the viewers to react angrily with their facebooks and their twitters. The act? Showing a…

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If I’ve Learned Anything…

June 22, 2011
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  This is an R-Rated Post: If there’s one thing I’ve learned in this life of mine it’s that you just can’t trust anyone named “Rimshot” to do your taxes. I’ve also learned that it’s…

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Loss of Faith

June 22, 2011
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Many people end up losing their faith because of all the terrible things that continue to happen despite the fact that they prayed for only good things. Me, I lost my faith because I went…

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Nothing Good Comes from China

June 22, 2011
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Anybody ever hear of termites? They’re from China. Termites? They’re from China. Killer bees? They’re from…OK, they’re from South America by way of Africa, but I think it was all started because of a web…

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Facebook Profile Pictures

June 21, 2011
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Please, for the love of your God, tell me why people change their Facebook profile pictures so often? Everyday, 10% of my “friends” change their profile pictures… some of those people change the photo four…

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Tweets from History – DaVinci

June 21, 2011
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Da Vinci: Why, yes. At our house everyone always sits on the same side of the table. http://wcti.us/003q

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The Mayor Gets a DUI – Justice or Railroading?

June 21, 2011
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  Today wasn’t one of the high points of my life.   I spent most of the day in the Court House.    I have been keeping quiet, but about a month ago, I got my first…

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A Picture is Worth a Thousand Words

June 21, 2011
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A Picture is Worth a Thousand Words

Supposedly, 99% of Americans are literate, which is defined by the CIA (yes, that CIA) as “being able to read and write by age 15.” I think this is a little optimistic. In fact, using…

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Quick Note On Site Stats

June 21, 2011
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For the writers on our site who have access to the Jetpack Site Stats, we want you to be aware that based on other site counters the Jetpack counts are low. For instance on 6/20, the…

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I want Fun in the Sun

June 21, 2011
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I want Fun in the Sun

  I love the beach. It’s a mystery as to why I love the beach since so many things about the beach bug me.  As I have written before, sharks scare the crap out of…

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Tweets From History

June 20, 2011
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Jimmy Hoffa haiku:  On the 405. They all think that I am dead. But stuck in traffic. http://wcti.us/005S

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The Gym

June 20, 2011
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The Gym

Time to share another conversation between my girlfriend and I. This, if it’s not obvious, occurred post-workout… JB: “Did any men hit on you today?”
 GF: “How would I know? Why do men just stare…

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New Invention

June 20, 2011
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My family and I watch the show “Shark Tank” and are constantly jealous of the amazing inventions that enrich the various creators who appear on the show. I have repeatedly come up with my own…

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When Do I Buy my Grandmother’s Swimsuit?

June 20, 2011
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When Do I Buy my Grandmother’s Swimsuit?

I went to my holistic drug store to buy some of my magic wrinkle prevention cream. As I grabbed the jar off the shelf, I realized that my skin care system had changed. Now, to…

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Rural Paraphernalia for the Easily Amused

June 19, 2011
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Rural Paraphernalia for the Easily Amused

Most of you know that I live in a RFD area. For those who don’t know what RFD means it’s an abbreviation for Rural Free Delivery but I prefer Rural Farm District.  It’s a big…

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